COUGH COOL TOUR IN SUPPORT OF LIFE/LOVE/PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS/MONEY 
here’s the thing. if we went on a tour we would only like to headline every show. i’m sick of opening for people. i would only open for ween, bruce, alanis, busta rhymes, rage against the machine, butthole surfers, black flag, santo & johnny and louis CK. 
last show we played some girl came up to me and said “what are you on” i said nothing, which was the truth. she didn’t believe me and kept questioning me. at first i was like whatever, but back the fuck up. she was really hot and out of place. new york is so strange i never want to go back. 
if we got in a honda crv and drove across the country how many people would come see us? 100? would we be on MTV after? would mad people dig us? let us know!!!!! seriously.

COUGH COOL TOUR IN SUPPORT OF LIFE/LOVE/PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS/MONEY 

here’s the thing. if we went on a tour we would only like to headline every show. i’m sick of opening for people. i would only open for ween, bruce, alanis, busta rhymes, rage against the machine, butthole surfers, black flag, santo & johnny and louis CK. 

last show we played some girl came up to me and said “what are you on” i said nothing, which was the truth. she didn’t believe me and kept questioning me. at first i was like whatever, but back the fuck up. she was really hot and out of place. new york is so strange i never want to go back. 

if we got in a honda crv and drove across the country how many people would come see us? 100? would we be on MTV after? would mad people dig us? let us know!!!!! seriously.

  1. flowerbeans said: Los Angeles
  2. thusspokepunkybrewster said: tour the south!
  3. comeonbro reblogged this from coughcool and added:
    this doesn’t matter.
  4. oktopussy said: if you guys came out to sf id def come see ya
  5. ladyhadu said: Haha New York is definitely a strange place with lots of strange people. I’ve heard from friends touring through the South is fun times.
  6. theoreticalgirl said: You should have told that girl you were on “the truth.” Would have blown her mind. BP will open up for you guys if you go on tour.
  7. darth-jader said: drive thru arizona for some southwest hospitality. i got a house and a rock waterslide like five minutes away.
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